Oct. 29 - A Blast From the Past (Final)
I think I promised artwork, pictures, and various other special features. Really, I want to move on from these entries and get into some other projects, like an exclusive look at the epic cinematic masterpiece Snow Pink. Stay tuned for that.
This script is the first thing I ever wrote for Slacker-Central. Long before there ever was a Slacker-Central. I think I wrote this early sophomore year of high school, which would date it around August of 2001. You can tell by how lame it is. This was apparently a time in my life when I thought it was okay to put a fucking semicolon in a comic strip. I apparently also thought ellipses were the cat's meow. Hopefully I've improved since then.
Colin did actually draw a comic for this, but I never acquired it. If it still exists, Colin has it.
Episode 1 of 3(Marc and Chase watching TV)
TV: Haven't you ever wondered what goes through the head of super-star Britney Spears?
Chase: You mean besides air?
Marc: Shhh... the TV's making noises.
TV: Then you need to go out and buy... Cockgobbler: The Britney Spears Autobiography. Written by Tom Wolfe.
Marc: (crossing fingers in anticipation) Picture, picture, pictures...
TV: And it now includes a 550-page insert of candid photos.
Marc: TO THE MARCMOBILE!
Chase: You don't have a car.
Part 2 of 3(Marc and Chase on a street corner)
Marc: Dude I'm telling you; just open the door, pull the guy out and jump in the car.
Chase: Is this really worth it?
Marc: The TV said candid photos. CANDID means NAKED.
Chase: All right.
(Later in the hospital)
Rhea: So what happened after he had the shit thoroughly kicked out of him?
Marc: Well, the guy was nice about it after I told him Chase was my retarded cousin.
Chase: I will destroy you.
Part 3 of 3:(Back in the hospital)
Rhea: The doctor said you could leave after he gets your finger out of the heating duct.
Marc: (reading Cockgobbler) these aren't candid photos. That's not even a real goat!
Rhea: (to Marc) isn't there something you want to say to Chase?
Marc: Oh yeah. Well, while you're here I thought I'd give you something to help you out in the future.
Chase: What is it?
Marc: Well, I thought since you already started your life of crime, I'd help you in your carjacking abilities with this! (Holds up a crowbar)
Marc: Where can I put it?
Chase: Buried in your skull.
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