Sep. 29 - My School's Newspaper Blows Ass
It's no secret that Trinity's school paper, The Trinitonian, has always sucked. But this year, it's gotten even suckier.
Its layout is an eyesore, its opinion writers are talentless narcissistic hacks, its editors couldn't find a sentence fragment if it were rolled into a bullet and shot into their eye, and its reporters make numerous errors, from simple name misspellings to to a comprehensive misunderstanding of what it means to be a journalist, writer, English speaker, or well-rounded human being.
This week's issue put me over the edge. Not only did they interview me for Bad Movie Club and not print it, but they miscaptioned a picture I was in, insulting me and the person they cropped out.
Rather than firebomb their office, which would waste valuable fuels and destroy University property, I spent my Friday afternoon making a satire of the paper. Hopefully you'll get a laugh, as I'm sure this kind of journalism is indicative of numerous college campuses (except yours, Emily. You da bomb).
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Posted by Nick Nobel
