Nov. 5 - I Like Free Stuff
Remember a few months back when I "stole" a can of Mountain Dew Game Fuel from a booth at Otakon? Might you also remember how I gave them my address so they could send me some free soda? No? Oh for the love of... just go here.
In doing so, I expected, at most, to get a few cans in the mail. At the very least, I expected jack shit. The latter scenario seemed the most likely one. That is, until a few days ago, when I received a mysterious package.
I never thought I'd say this, but Mountain Dew has vastly exceeded my expectations. Look what they sent me (for free, mind you):
"Limited Edition Aluminum Bottle." KA-KOW! Let's get a slightly closer look.
Say what you will about Halo 3, this bottle is fucking awesome. But wait, what are these strange bits at the bottom of the box?
That's right. Fake plastic ice. They really went balls out.
The only problem with this wonderful gift is that I am now stuck with sixteen ounces of glorious gaming ambrosia, and I can't drink a drop of it. The bottle is just too beautiful. I could never disturb it in its natural state. I can neither chug nor change nor crank.
I shall just look at it forever. And then eBay it.
Posted by Nick Nobel
