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Jun. 19 - 1001 Uses for Sauce (#1001-977)

1001. Store in backpack or lunch bin for quick on-the-go snack.creck a-Mac Adress

1000. Impress saucier friends with vast collection.creck a-Mac Adress

999. Mask the taste and appearance of rancid, undesirable, spoiled, putrid, and otherwise unappetizing food.creck a-Mac Adress

998. Use as bait for cougar trap.creck a-Mac Adress

997. Create secret recipe to sell at charming rural fairs, festivals, and jamborees.creck a-Mac Adress

996. Mix in M&Ms and freeze for a refreshing summer treat the kids can enjoy.creck a-Mac Adress

995. Use as fake blood for your low-budget film project.creck a-Mac Adress

994. Leave to rot on back porch to deter intruders.creck a-Mac Adress

993. Openly mock international food shortage crisis through series of gluttonous YouTube videos.creck a-Mac Adress

992. Smear onto canvas to create Pollock-esque work of art.creck a-Mac Adress

991. Add much needed liquid to an otherwise dry meal.creck a-Mac Adress

990. Turn demi-glace into full-glace.creck a-Mac Adress

989. Dot onto landmarks when traveling through caves or forested areas.creck a-Mac Adress

988. Combine as many varieties as possible and sneak into local stir-fry restaurant.creck a-Mac Adress

987. Pour into measuring cups and leave around the house.creck a-Mac Adress

986. Fashion into small robots and give them to your son or nephew.creck a-Mac Adress

984. Add to Ritz Crackers for a bit of the good stuff.creck a-Mac Adress

983. Bi-annually pour onto Dale Earnhart Sr.'s grave.creck a-Mac Adress

982. Sit on it. Laugh.creck a-Mac Adress

981. Microwave uncovered for 6-8 minutes. Remove. Clean microwave. Repeat.creck a-Mac Adress

980. Hand out to orphans and the homeless.creck a-Mac Adress

979. Use as writing implement in emergency situations.creck a-Mac Adress

978. Add kerosene. Set on fire.creck a-Mac Adress

977. Develop into a cheap and renewable fuel source (look in to Hollandaise).
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